Total Medals Earned: 28 (From 7 different games.) Total Medal Score: 440 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/320 points)
Start the game. Yeah that's it. Good job.
Meet the Goddess
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Do what the Goddess tells you
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/185 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Full Combo Early Mornin' Booze.
Full Combo Drunken Do-Si-Do.
Full Combo Moonshine Melody.
Full Combo Holly Jolly Jivin'.
Full Combo Here We Go Again.
Visit the credits.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/30 points)
You probably tried very hard?
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/65 points)
start the game
find all the tapes!
Medals Earned: 13/19 (160/485 points)
Reach Layer 15
Reach Layer 14
Reach Layer 13
Reach Layer 12
Reach Layer 11
Reach Layer 10
Reach Layer 9
Reach Layer 8
Reach Layer 7
Reach Layer 6
Reach Layer 5
Lick the Jawbreaker Completely
Reach Layer 4
Reach Layer 3
Reach Layer 2
Reach Layer 1
Medals Earned: 6/11 (220/500 points)
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
How to open them
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/325 points)
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.